Get a Piece of the Schlock

There is a benefit to reading books on marketing for those that will never be marketers: it will immunize you to sales pitches.  Think of it as studying the strategies of the enemy.  When you talk to salesmen, you can flip their words back at them, or tell them “no,” to the questions that have a guaranteed “yes” attached to them.  Better, if you want, you can tell them, “Stop. I know your tactics.  Cease the sales language and answer these questions I have…” Maybe they will cease.  If not, leave.  There are many places to buy, and some people that will listen to you elsewhere.

Some weeks ago, I was traveling, and heard an ad for a “financial seminar.”  This one sounded better than most, and featured the teachings of a well-known writer.  For fun, I signed up for the free seminar, just to see what would happen.

In reading what little I had before the seminar, I concluded that the only way of doing what they claimed was private ownership of high cash flow properties or businesses.  When I went to the seminar, I was not disappointed — that was the main idea.  Secondarily, they said you could get non-recourse financing easily, or equity limited partnerships to finance you.  (Money grows on trees…)

The first problem is this: mispriced properties are few and far between, and there is competition to buy them, generally.  Second, financing for property investment is scarce, especially for anything where the lender has no recourse to the borrower.

Passive Income

Passive income is an idol in these shows.  It seems like free money, but in practice it is difficult for investors to buy properties cheaply, finance them, and get rents that are far higher.

If it were that easy, they would create a REIT and do it themselves.  I asked the presenter at the end of the presentation: “If there are that many high cash flow properties available, why doesn’t a REIT buy them?  After all, they can finance more cheaply than you.”  Response: “What’s a REIT?”

That’s more than the wrong answer; it means you don’t know what you are doing.

Tactics

There was a lot of framing going on.  The package was worth $5000, but we have a special offer for $600.  Today for you?  $200.  After some people leave — “Yes, $200, but your spouse can some too.”  Oh and if you buy today, we’ll throw in these extras…

I suspect there were shills in the audience, who went back to buy.  I looked back several times, and estimated that 50-60 out of 200 went back to buy.  At the end, only 30 remained to hear the ending advice.

Regardless, the gross revenue of the day was around $6000, which supposedly covered only the cost of the presenter and the hotel room.  I have my doubts.

Other  Notes

Twice the presenter mentioned that the company that the author worked with was publicly traded.  Well, sort of, it deregistered in Spring 2011, and the company is worth less than $10 million today as it trades on the pinks.  What can you say for a company with a negative net worth, normally negative income, and very low trading volume?  (Leave aside the lawsuits…)

The presenter appealed to Buffett on not diversifying, but Buffett tells average investor that they are best invested in mutual funds.  Being undiversified carries with it the idea hat one is incredibly smart, and able to do far better then the averages.

The reason that they put forth a private market strategy is that it can’t be falsified.  That is the great thing about selling people on investing in real estate.  There is no way to put forth an audited track record.  You can tell anecdotes, and people buy your educational materials.

Summary

Be skeptical.  Nothing good is easy.  Anything advertised in investing can’t be that good.  I knew this, and my experience proved it as I reviewed the charlatans.






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6 Responses to Get a Piece of the Schlock

  1. [...] Immunise yourself to sales [...]

  2. [...] A look inside the schlock that is the “passive income” marketing machine.  (Aleph Blog) [...]

  3. MattyP says:

    Great post.

    I had the thought that in the current times where there is a strong sentiment among the general public that Wall Street is a rigged game, the opportunities for fraud are ripe. If someone is predisposed to the notion that there is an exclusive group that is “in on the game”, it follows that they would likely be gullible to fall for a too-good-to-be-true scheme that offers the chance to invest with the in crowd.

  4. draftnik says:

    Passive income is not really the thing which will happen if you will do this business in the way like show tell us. But there are many people will not thinking a lot about how to build business model which will help understand clear the situation because the nature of the human is “do nothing and get all”

  5. duran.perkins says:

    ROFL: TAANSTAAFL.
    On the other hand, there are some terrific bargains right now for someone with cash and experience dealing with real estate. Sounds like this wasn’t the intended audience, though.
    I’ve always wondered what the pros would make of the flimflam — now I know. I’ve attended a few of these, I’ll admit. I found myself feeling like Ben Franklin listening to a George Whitfield sermon: not entirely able to resist the pull. The best of these shows feature revival stories — I once was poor but now am rich, was a poor fool but now I see money! Cold Spendable Cash! No J-O-B! Yes, that’s the book for me! I wonder if the rest of the world has people like Carleton Sheets and Don LaPre and Tammy Faye. They’re cut from the same American-made cloth. There’s a Tom Wolfe novel in all this somewhere.

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